→ ”He proceeded to sort of talk about some very clandestine part of WW2…
He seemed to have expert knowledge of exactly the sort of noise that they make so I just sort of didn’t push the subject any further, I just said ”Well you obviously know what to do, Christopher, so I’m sure you’ll do it great” and he did.”
amazing pic, must show it. made by leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas
The Beacons of Minas Tirith!
The Beacons are lit!
Gondor calls for aid.
This was hands-down my favorite sequence of the three movies — absolutely breathtaking. Still sends a chill down my spine.
It’s even better with Bernard Hill snarking all over the logic of it in the cast commentary on the EE. “HOW DO THOSE PEOPLE EVEN LIGHT THOSE BEACONS?! Is there, like, a family that just LIVES THERE, for generations and generations, just WAITING to light the beacons? I mean, LOOK AT THAT, THAT’S RIDICULOUS. How do they even keep those things DRY up in the mountains, THERE’S SNOW EVERYWHERE.”
I THOUGHT THIS WAS PIZZA
One crust to rule them all,
one pepperoni to find them,
one cheese to bring them all
and in the oven bind them
basically what happened to smeagol when he found the one ring is what happened to me when i discovered the internet
and we forgot the sound of trees
the softness of the wind
we even forgot our own names
And now we hiss at people and stroke our laptops while whispering “My Precious”
You too! Oh good I thought it was just me!
you know you’ve been on tumblr too long when you’re surprised the last gif doesn’t say “old as balls”
There are two kinds of people in this world: People who admit they find Aragorn unspeakably attractive and LIARS.
my headcanon here is that legolas is just BARELY visibly holding it together
since canon tells us that mirkwood elves like to party and are fully capable of passing out from drunk
so legolas is using EVERYTHING HE HAS to fuck with gimli and pretend he hasn’t a clue what it’s like to be affected by alcohol
while inside he’s all ‘sdkla;hgsj you can do this leggles you can do this’
‘don’t think about that time you blacked out from dorwinion wine while naked in the middle of an impromptu archery contest’
‘and all your friends drew orc penises on your face’‘and when you woke up you were halfway to dale without a clue as to how you got there’
‘And especially don’t think about that time you drank so much that the dwarves you were supposed to be watching escaped in the empty barrels of wine.’
‘Dad never let me hear the end of that one’
90% of Legolas’s motivation is to fuck with Gimli, let us be real.
…also, does this mean I can have headcanons about Legolas walking with ~poise and grace~ back to his room only to collapse down on his bed, rediscover the forgotten art of riding out the bedspins, and giggle to himself about the look on Gimli’s face right before he fell over for an embarrassing length of time? Because to be honest I don’t think you can stop me.
THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL POST I HAVE EVER SEEN I AM SOBBING
OH MY GOD.
OH MY GOD BUT THIS IS NOT OKAY
NOT OKAY AT ALL
#This is my baby #My most precious thing in all of middle earth#I did everything I could to tell her this was a bad idea #But this is what she wants and I respect that #So here she is #my heart my star my darling child #you better not mess it up or I will cut you #Legolas pass me a tissue and lets go hit the open bar I need a Mai Tai in the worst way #Papa Elrond feels
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